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For Longevity & IV Therapy Clinics

Modern patient acquisition intelligence for your clinic. Done the right way.

Longevity and IV practices in the United States, Canada and Australia. We turn paid enquiries into consultations that actually show up — and we put a number on it.

Thirty qualified consultations in ninety days, or you don't pay.

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An IV therapy bag
  • One clinic per areaWe don't take on two in the same catchment.
  • You keep the bookingsThey stay yours even if the ninety days are refunded.
  • Ads that stay onlineWritten to the assessment, never the treatment.
Section 01

The problem isn't your ads. It's the hour after the click.

An enquiry comes in at 7pm on a Friday. Your team is with patients, then the weekend starts. By Monday morning that person has already spoken to another clinic — and you paid for the click either way.

This never shows up as a problem in your ad account. The cost per enquiry looks fine. It shows up as media spend that produced enquiries but no consultations, and it is the single most expensive gap in clinics running paid traffic.

Closing that gap is worth a number, so we put one on it.

Section 02

The promise, in plain terms

Thirty qualified consultations within ninety days. Here is exactly what we count, so there is nothing to argue about later:

  • They fit what you treat. Someone your clinic would actually take on — not a student filling in a form, not a competitor, not someone three time zones away.
  • They booked a time. A confirmed slot in your calendar, not a phone number on a callback list.
  • They showed up. A no-show doesn't count towards the thirty. We chase it, rebook it, and it only counts once they sit down with you.
And if we don't reach thirty?

You don't pay for those ninety days. Not a discount, not a credit note against next quarter — whatever you have paid us comes back, and you keep every booking we did produce.

What the promise needs from you

Access to your ad account and your calendar, so the campaigns can run and the slots can be booked. That is the whole list. There is no clause about how your team handled the enquiries — handling them is our job, and that is what makes the number ours to miss.

Section 03

How we get there

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  1. 01

    Campaigns that stay online.

    Advertising in this category gets restricted for wording that implies knowledge of someone's health status. We write to the assessment, never the treatment, so your account keeps running.

  2. 02

    The Velocity Funnel System.

    One job: from the click to a confirmed appointment without a human bottleneck in the middle. Every step is rebuilt against what actually books, not against what looks good in a monthly report.

  3. 03

    A response within a minute, around the clock.

    Every enquiry gets a real attempt to reach them in under 60 seconds — at 7pm, on Sundays, on public holidays. If the first attempt goes unanswered, a second follows.

  4. 04

    An intake built for one category.

    The qualifying questions, the objections and the timing are built around longevity and IV practices — not a general playbook with the word "clinic" pasted in.

  5. 05

    Appointments in your calendar, not callbacks on a list.

    The outcome is a confirmed slot with a confirmation and a reminder attached, not a note for someone to follow up on tomorrow.

  6. 06

    One number that tells you if it works.

    What you spent, how many enquiries it produced, how many became consultations that showed up. Every month, in one place — the same count the promise is measured against.

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Built for clinics specialised in longevity

Clinics offering longevity & regenerative medicine: IV therapy (NAD+, glutathione, amino acids), peptide protocols (BPC-157, CJC/Ipamorelin, GHK-Cu), vitamin & hydration formulas, medically supervised GLP-1 weight management (semaglutide, tirzepatide) and hormone therapy (testosterone, estradiol).

United States, Canada and Australia. We work with a small number of clinics at a time and not with two in the same catchment area.

A DNA double helix
Section 05

Who you'd be working with

You'll be on the call with the founder of Envinya himself, and he'll still be the one on your account in month three.

Yad has spent more than a decade dedicating his life to longevity — strength training, nutrition, recovery, anti-aging & performance. He is the exact customer your ads & services are trying to reach.

That is the difference between copy written from a briefing and copy written by someone who has sat on the other side of the enquiry form.

Section 06

Straight answers, before you book

  • The usual arrangement: The fee is paid whether or not it worked. How this one works: Miss the thirty and the ninety days are refunded.
  • The usual arrangement: Enquiries are what gets counted. How this one works: Only consultations that showed up are counted.
  • The usual arrangement: The agency owns the ad account and the data. How this one works: Ads, calendar and patient records live in your accounts, under your brand. We operate the system — you own everything in it.
  • The usual arrangement: An enquiry waits until someone is back at the desk. How this one works: Every enquiry gets a real attempt inside a minute, at any hour.
  • The usual arrangement: You are handed to an account manager, then to another one. How this one works: You get the founder, and he is still on the account in month three.
  • The usual arrangement: The clinic down the road is welcome to sign too. How this one works: One clinic per catchment area. We don't take on two.
Why would you take that risk?
Because it is the fastest way to be taken seriously by a clinic that has been pitched by agency after agency this year. We would rather carry the risk ourselves than spend the call trying to talk you past it.
What does it cost?
You'll get a number on the call, based on your market and what you already spend — not a brochure afterwards. And it is the number you get back in full if the thirty don't happen.
Am I committed for the ninety days?
Yes, and so are we — that is what makes the promise mean anything. Ninety days is what it takes to build the system, run it, and let the numbers settle. What you are not committed to is a ninety-first day.
What if my ad budget is the problem?
Then we'll say so on the call, before either of us commits to anything. The thirty depend on what goes behind them, and we set that together — we don't take on a clinic where the arithmetic can't work.
What do you need from me?
Half an hour for the call, and access to your ad account and calendar if we go ahead. Nothing to install, and nothing for your front desk to learn.
Section 07

How we start

  1. A 30-minute call.

    What one new patient is worth to you, what currently happens to an enquiry that arrives on a Friday evening, and what you put into media each month.

  2. The number, in writing.

    Thirty consultations, ninety days, what it costs, and what you get back if we miss. On paper before you decide anything.

  3. Or we tell you it won't work.

    If the arithmetic doesn't carry the promise in your market, you'll hear it on the call rather than three months in.

Thirty consultations, or ninety free days

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Section 08

Contact

Envinya — Yad Abdulatif Buchenweg 3
68723 Schwetzingen
Germany
[email protected]
+49 178 5100351