15 Qualified Consultations In 90 Days. Or You Don't Pay.

The problem isn't your ads. It's the hour after the click.

An enquiry comes in at 7pm on a Friday. Your team is with patients, then the weekend starts. By Monday morning that person has already spoken to another clinic — and you paid for the click either way.

This never shows up as a problem in your ad account. The cost per lead looks fine. It shows up as media spend that produced enquiries but no consultations, and it is the single most expensive gap in clinics running paid traffic.

Closing that gap is worth a number, so we put one on it.

The promise, in plain terms

How we get there

• A response within a minute, around the clock. Every enquiry gets a real attempt to reach them in under 60 seconds — at 7pm, on Sundays, on public holidays. If the first attempt goes unanswered, a second follows.
• Appointments in your calendar, not callbacks on a list. The outcome is a confirmed slot with a confirmation and a reminder attached, not a note for someone to follow up on tomorrow.
• Campaigns that stay online. Advertising in this category gets restricted for wording that implies knowledge of someone's health status. We write to the assessment, never the treatment, so your account keeps running.
• One number that tells you if it works. What you spent, how many enquiries it produced, how many became consultations that showed up. Every month, in one place — the same count the promise is measured against.

Built for one kind of clinic

IV and infusion therapy, NAD+ and peptide programmes, hormone and testosterone therapy, medically supervised weight management, non-cosmetic regenerative medicine, longevity and functional medicine.

United States, Canada and Australia. We work with a small number of clinics at a time and not with two in the same catchment area.

Straight answers, before you book

Why would you take that risk?

Because it is the fastest way to be taken seriously by a clinic that has been pitched by six agencies this year. We would rather carry the risk ourselves than spend the call trying to talk you past it.

What does it cost?

You'll get a number on the call, based on your market and what you already spend — not a brochure afterwards. And it is the number you get back in full if the fifteen don't happen.

Am I committed for the ninety days?

Yes, and so are we — that is what makes the promise mean anything. Ninety days is what it takes to build the system, run it, and let the numbers settle. What you are not committed to is a ninety-first day.

What if my ad budget is the problem?

Then we'll say so on the call, before either of us commits to anything. The fifteen depend on what goes behind them, and we set that together — we don't take on a clinic where the arithmetic can't work.

What do you need from me?

Half an hour for the call, and access to your ad account and calendar if we go ahead. Nothing to install, and nothing for your front desk to learn.

How we start

1. A 30-minute call. What one new patient is worth to you, what currently happens to an enquiry that arrives on a Friday evening, and what you put into media each month.
2. The number, in writing. Fifteen consultations, ninety days, what it costs, and what you get back if we miss. On paper before you decide anything.
3. Or we tell you it won't work. If the arithmetic doesn't carry the promise in your market, you'll hear it on the call rather than three months in.